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  • Pot CEO Offers $10k Bounty

    BudTrader Exec is Determined to Show Lebron the BudTrader Experience and Ask the New Laker a Few Pointed Questions

    SAN DIEGO, CA, July 16– BudTrader CEO Brad McLaughlin is setting his sights on throwing by far the most hype party experience imaginable at San Diego Comic-Con International. The cannabis tech entrepreneur will give you $10,000 to anyone who could possibly get NBA superstar Lebron James to go BudTrader Nerd Headquarters only at that weekend’s convention.

    In your firm stand out, McLaughlin presented very clear rules for his bounty on LeBron.

    “You can’t kidnap him,” stipulates McLaughlin. “No, I mean you literally can’t. He’s 6’8″, 300 lbs, includes a 40 inch vertical and he’s the very best athlete individuals generation. So we are going to have to attract Lebron in alternative methods besides brute force.”

    The second rule supply by McLaughlin is always that LeBron should hang out at BudTrader Nerd Headquarters for around 23 minutes. “No walk through!” says McLaughlin, “We need to get to know him and pay attention to what he’s information about. Is he that into us? Is he here to win titles? Or is he here to visit Magic Johnson’s ‘how to become billionaire and own an NBA team’ private school? What we really want to understand is: “is he just awaiting the time to perform out, punching a clock, stuck in this particular messed up LA traffic the same as the rest of us, until they can retire and cruise for 22 yr old models at sky bar as with any other retired guy in LA?”

    Thirdly, McLaughlin says that she will allow Lebron to ‘turn himself in’ by arriving to BudTrader’s Comic-Con experience on his own. In this case, BudTrader will donate the $10,000 reward into a noble cause. McLaughlin demonstrates that LeBron consider putting the amount of money toward what he considers for being ‘probably the most noble cause’, hiring an In-N-Out Burger truck to get to the BudTrader experience at San Diego Comic-Con and feed the wedding guests from SoCal – Lebron’s new fans. The NBA megastar just signed to the Los Angeles Lakers in the incredibly hyped decision. “If Lebron can be a Los Angeles Laker now, as well as an LA guy, he needs to learn about In-N-Out burger damn it! We’re attempting to win and NBA Championship here people!”

    Next, McLaughlin displays the fourth rule for his LeBron James bounty: No smoking out LeBron! “Not the 1st time we meet him, at the very least!” he adds, following with some solid reasoning, “Magic Johnson, The Lakers and the management team aren’t gonna permit him to near us whenever they think we’re gonna smoke him out. All we end up needing is for Lebron to try positive for THC and have suspended with the NBA due to BudTrader. I have enough problems at the moment so… No smoking out King James people! Wait until we win a Championship and after that we’ll smoke with Lebron, Magic, Shaq, Kobe, Phil Jackson, Jack Nicholson and Rick Fox (I feel like since Rick Fox can be a handsome dude, he’d be considered a good guy to possess at the Championship after party sesh. Hot chicks probably follow him around so we don’t want the Championship after party being a sausage fest.)”

    BudTrader Nerd Headquarters is slated for being one of probably the most talked about events at Comic-Con, and is also being touted as being a live broadcast experience to rival the big-budget studios and shows. “Our audience is going being bigger than TV networks like TBS entire audience” McLaughlin said. The brand will host daily events like exclusive previews of movies and TV shows, computer game tournaments (including a showdown between all-female professional gamers), celebrity interviews and live performances coming from a mystery top hip-hop star. The whole experience are going to be broadcast live across TV, radio, Twitch, and live stream in collaboration with local and national channels to beam the BudTrader Experience to lots of people. McLaughlin says the events which were announced publicly thus far only represent a small fraction of the tricks BudTrader has up their sleeves to wow attendees of 2018’s Comic-Con International.

    This are not the first year that BudTrader makes a scene at Comic-Con. BudTraders infamous superyacht party of 2017 ended in their controversial ejection after just a couple of days. The Budtrader yacht was unceremoniously stripped away from the harbor in the midst of the night. This caused BudTrader to reduce out on their planned Saturday extravaganza, in conjunction with tens of thousands of dollars in losses as a result of cancellation. Last year, BudTrader’s presence at Comic-Con was protected by publications including High Times, Times of San Diego, The San Diego Union Tribune and also over 400 other news outlets.